Today

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Merasa apa yang terasa, mencoba memahami dan melontarkanny dengan bijak. Pembejalaran tiada henti, bahkan untuk sesuatu yang pernah terlewatkan. Untuk Senyum yang lebih indah, untuk hari yang lebih baik, untuk cinta yang lebih mendalam🙂

15 nov 2007

seneg bgt pas pagi2 dah dapt email dari temen… isinya kocak bgt bikin ketawa… doi katanya mo nikah trus,, (tapi ga tau kapan :P)

Top 14 Humor of Getting married

CASE 1
Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you
wish you had ordered that.

CASE 2
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
“Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??”
The other replied, “Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.”

CASE 3
Before a man is married, he is incomplete.
Then when he is married, he is finished.

CASE 4
Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor’s degree
and the woman gets her master’s status.

CASE 5
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married??”
and the father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying for it.”

CASE 6
Young son : “Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man
doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?”
Dad : “That happens in most countries son.”

CASE 7
Then there was a man who said, “I never knew what real happiness was
until I got married, and then it was too late.”

CASE 8
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the
wife takes

CASE 9
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why.
But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Affair ?

CASE 10
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In
the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

CASE 11
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when
I married you.”
And the husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice
it.”

CASE 12
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classified : “Wife wanted”.
The next day, he received hundreds letters.
They all said the same thing “You can have mine.”

CASE 13
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one
thing : either the car is new or his wife is new.

CASE 14
A woman was telling her friend : “It is I who made my husband a
millionaire. ”
“And what was he before you married him?” the friend asked.
The woman replied, “A multimillionaire. ”

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Samson…

You are my sweetest downfall
I loved you first, I loved you first
Beneath the sheets of paper lies my truth
I have to go, I have to go
Your hair was long when we first met

Samson went back to bed
Not much hair left on his head
He ate a slice of wonder bread and went right back to bed
And history books forgot about us and the bible didn’t mention us
And the bible didn’t mention us, not even once

You are my sweetest downfall
I loved you first, I loved you first
Beneath the stars came fallin’ on our heads
But they’re just old light, they’re just old light
Your hair was long when we first met

Samson came to my bed
Told me that my hair was red
Told me I was beautiful and came into my bed
Oh I cut his hair myself one night
A pair of dull scissors in the yellow light
And he told me that I’d done alright
And kissed me ’til the mornin’ light, the mornin’ light
And he kissed me ’til the mornin’ light

Samson went back to bed
Not much hair left on his head
Ate a slice of wonderbread and went right back to bed
Oh, we couldn’t bring the columns down
Yeah we couldn’t destroy a single one
And history books forgot about us
And the bible didn’t mention us, not even once

You are my sweetest downfall
I loved you first


7 Responses to “Today”

  1. ini halaman baru dari seorang glitterpury..🙂 yang berisi Song of d day , kata bijak dan segala sesuatu yang bikin hari hari seorang glitterpury lebih bersemangat….:mrgreen:

  2. add me nra_maymig

    tx

  3. salam kenal…

  4. Wow… posting tgl 15 Novembernya bikin gentar nih😀 kekekkeke… Jadi gimana nih Pus?? :p

  5. ow yah???? wew…. cukup tau yey,,,,,:mrgreen:

  6. kenalin aku, Ryan Ckep di jogjajakrta,,

    Bagi yang mu kenlan tau mu curhat coll aj aku di 081703449404.
    key,,,

    thank’s,,

  7. ini hendy, pur.. masih inget kan? hehehehehehe

    Masih ,,, donk….. henk…. pak Kabar Pak Dokter yang satu ini?? dah mulai praktek henk?

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